The idea of having roommates makes total sense when you consider the concept of splitting costs and chores and satisfying the need for human interaction. However, it certainly can make some aspects of life tricky. First, you gotta get to know your roommates , at least a little bit. Then you have to stop being polite and start being real. Yes, I just quoted The Real World. Part of being real includes getting laid. And clearly, there's rules to having sex when you have roommates. Of course, there's always the option to hunt out sex partners who live alone aka, my strategy for all of my mids and just get down at their place, but what about all your things? I mean, unless they keep an extra pack of make-up remover wipes and an arsenal of your preferred condom variety, it's kinda easier to keep it local at your place. However, if you have roommates, you gotta keep them feeling as comfortable as possible while you and a pal make a quick or long trip to Bonesville.

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While shared living comes with many joys, like impromptu kitchen dance parties and split utilities bills, the times you can't help but hear your roommate having sex may make you want to jump into a lake. When you share space with others, you inevitably have to compromise from time to time. But living with others also means finding a balance to make sure everyone feels good and safe in the home, dorm, apartment, castle or whatever other housing structure you share. And if you can hear your roommate having sex literally every time and it makes you feel a little uncomfortable, you're totally allowed to let them know. Everyone has the right to eat, sleep, and have sex! If your roomie has a new boo that's always over, or if they like to frequently get it on with new people, overhearing some more intimate noises, especially when you're trying to sleep, can be a total bummer.
I live in an apartment with two guys. I share one wall with one of them, and another wall with the other. I have heard sex exactly one time, at around three in the morning — a sort of frantic, animal panting sound that quickly turned into rapid-fire cries of pleasure. The whole thing lasted no more than 10 seconds; I guess she was climaxing. It had woken me up, and as I lay there afterward I felt troubled. Our place was on the fifth floor so I could see into four stories of apartments in the adjacent building. Sometimes we would notice people walking around in each of their apartments; it was always of mild interest, to watch what people with their social convention program inactivated, not filtering their appearance through their perspective of how others would perceive them. Scratching themselves, jumping, stretching, sitting in funny positions. As it happens, on this particular night, as I was looking at our view of the city beyond the building, something in one of the apartments caught my eye.
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